Hong Kong Souvenirs We Want To See

PUBLISHED : Sunday, 10 September, 1995, 12:00am
UPDATED : Sunday, 10 September, 1995, 12:00am

Filipino band-in-a-bottle.

Scratch 'n' sniff postcard set, featuring the Kai Tak Nullah, old-man-on-mid-summer-tram, Mongkok doorway.

Model jackhammer that thumps when you turn it upside down.

Litre bottle of Legco hot air.

Life-size apartment on a key-ring.

Vice squad oven gloves (for cooking the books and palming anything hot).

Landslide-in-a-snowcone Elsie Tu suit a la Issey Miyake (100 per cent old leather, one size expands to fit all).

Grandad Chao's Aphrodisiac Rice Wine, contains Cecil's pickled organ. Guaranteed to make even the oldest man attractive. Warning: only works if you're already very, very rich.