Technology that drives you mad

PUBLISHED : Sunday, 31 March, 1996, 12:00am
UPDATED : Sunday, 31 March, 1996, 12:00am

Recording: 'Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.


If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.


If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.


If you are paranoid delusional, we know where you are and what you want.


If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.


 

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