Technology that drives you mad
Recording: 'Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid delusional, we know where you are and what you want.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.