Bronze age loses appeal
ONCE they looked so obviously out of a bottle. They used to stain clothes and were not suitable for putting on faces. And they had an unpleasant smell. They were the fake tans of yesterday.
Real sun-lovers avoided them except, perhaps, for the early days of summer when they were just starting to build up a tan - when bare legs and short, summer fashions called for immediate colour.
Then a shadow fell over the bronze age.
With a thinning ozone layer, the risk of contracting lethal skin cancer caused by too much sun increased and sent smart people running for big beach umbrellas, colourful pareos and tubes of sunscreen.
Many turned their backs completely and set out to whiten tans and bleach out freckles.
There were others who ran a little more slowly than others, lingering a little longer, to catch those last tanning rays which would really set off that white dress or make them look like they were on a permanent holiday.
It has been a long haul and at the forefront of the fight have been countries such as Australia, where the incidence of skin cancer is probably highest in the world.