Remember the Giant Balls of Discovery Bay? The brightly-coloured 'decorative' plastic orbs suddenly appeared one day in the plaza of the golf cart community. The management company had put them there thinking it would make DB look 'fun'.
But concerned citizens cried 'eyesore'. Then came the safety worries ('Those giant balls could roll over and crush a child'), followed by further aesthetic outrage when the balls were suddenly encased in synthetic moss.
Soon the moss was being vandalised by members of the Anti Giant Ball clique.
That's about as far as Lai See followed the sphere saga.
But this week brought a new development. When the temperature rose, those orbs began to smell. And with odour came outrage.
A concerned citizen named David is calling on his fellow DBers to rise up in protest against the tyrannous forces that inflicted Giant Balls upon an unsuspecting populace.