Big bang Theory
Born of an unholy union between Joey Ramone and Cousin Itt of The Addams Family, overgrown fringes are this season's undisputed hair-don'ts. They stumbled down the runways of renegade designers Martin Margiela and Alexandre Hercovitch, mercifully obscuring the faces of models who must have known better. Do not try this at home.
'It looks like they acould use some of Cameron Diaz's super-hold hair gel. Scary.' Gian Mario Vanacore, 30, courier.
'There was hair like that in (Japanese horror film) The Ring. They look like ghosts.' Becky Choi, 19, student.
'It reminds me of a sheepdog.' Malcolm Berlyn, 35, stockbroker.
'The blind leading the blind comes to mind.' Laura Frohmuller, 27, language teacher.
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