On The Rack
Avant-garde agoraphobes should love this outfit from Issey Miyake. Inspired by car safety airbags, it is guaranteed to make an impact and offers the ultimate in personal space protection. Would you go near someone wearing it?
'I love it. Really!' Dora Chan, freelance writer
'This is what Cinderella looked like after the ball. It should have its own orbit.' Hendrik Hakenes, mathematician
'That has to be the ugliest thing I've seen in my life. Well, lately at least.' Melanie Holloway, mother-to-be
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