Congratulations to McDonald's, they really have outdone themselves this time. For more than half my life I have been living and working around Asia. Upon my travels across the continent I have encountered and 'savoured' some interesting, though not always mouth-watering, culinary creations.

After hundreds of hours deep within the top-secret tasting labs of McDonald's, these master chefs have come up with . . . the 'Thai Green Curry Burger'. Two juicy 'beef' patties covered in a glow-in-the-dark sauce. I have heard of East meets West, but this is ridiculous. I enjoy my far-more-often-than-I-should-do Big Mac, but having seen the picture of this particular burger I might finally start dieting.

And we all thought it was the cows that were mad! Still, you've got to give it to them, they certainly have imagination.