Like many a veteran computer user, I have been talking to my PC for years. For once, I would like it to respond.
Due to a repetitive strain injury, I installed Dragon NaturallySpeaking6 speech-recognition software to avoid the trauma of repeatedly striking the keyboard.
The promise is dramatic - to be able to dictate commands to your computer and have it respond to the sound of your voice.
The reality is somewhat less predictable - more like dictating commands to a toddler.
I expected to put in time training the software to understand my Tony Soprano-vacation-in-the-Catskills accent. I was thinking in terms of hours. I should have been thinking in terms of months.
I dictated a sentence straight from the instruction manual ('I am now able to talk to my computer') and waited 10 minutes for the words to appear on screen. I have had pizzas delivered in less time.