A weekly list of the parties, events and openings you are probably not invited to.
6pm: Chapter 3, (hidden under Hollywood Road Pacific Coffee) launches its new VIP card to VIP customers. Free drinks.
6pm: True Brit party at Lane Crawford Pacific Place. British fashion show, Beatles tribute band, champagne, models, fish and chips (not really).
7pm: Opening night for Blowfish, Peel Street's hip new Japanese restaurant. Free drinks and feeding frenzy.
Noon: Grand Hyatt. Nicholas Tse 'comeback' press conference. Celebrities, paparazzi and - swoon - Nic himself.
6pm-8pm: Pixie crimper Kim Robinson and jeweller Stephen Webster spread love and cocktails at Kim Robinson, 106 Chater House. Tai-tais, diamonds, air-kisses.
6pm: Moschino's Landmark shop catwalks its Summer Collection; cocktails, canapes, models, free gifts. Top-end guest list. Only gatecrashers decked out in Moschino have a chance.
7.30pm: St Patrick's Society of Hong Kong annual dinner. Wear green, obviously.