PUBLISHED : Saturday, 05 June, 2004, 12:00am
UPDATED : Saturday, 05 June, 2004, 12:00am

'I really thank God, or should I say thank you to my Sony Ericsson.'

Chan Sai-ming, ex-president of Universal Music, after his bribery case was thrown out of court because the judge found the ICAC would not give him his mobile phone to call his lawyer


'What's so special about being told that his wife was virtuous and his daughter was beautiful? My wife is also virtuous and my daughter is also beautiful.'

Casino tycoon Stanley Ho Hung-sun, mocking resigned radio host and politician Allen Lee Peng-fei, but he did not specify which of his wives or daughters he was referring to


'To criminals, I am the most offensive person in Hong Kong. That's why when I walk down the street, I have people asking after me and my family, especially my mother.'

Police Commissioner Dick Lee Ming-kwai, quoted in the Economic Times, explaining why he is frequently greeted rudely by strangers