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Eggs-ellent!

PUBLISHED : Sunday, 16 April, 2006, 12:00am
UPDATED : Sunday, 16 April, 2006, 12:00am

Congratulations to everyone who joined our Easter Egg Competition. We had a tough time judging the hundreds of entries. Here are the winners - and check out more great eggs on page 3.


13-19 winner


Kate Abbott, 15


Runner-up


Lam Vai-jun, 15


3rd place


Freddie Brigham, 17


12 and under winner


Taryn Emilion Palatnikov, 12


Runner-up


Queenie Chan, 12


3rd place


Karl Leung, 11


What did the egg say to the clown?


You crack me up.


What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?


Scrambled eggs.


How do baby chicks dance?


Chick-to-chick


Why did the chicken cross the road?


It was too far to go around.


Why did the chickens quit laying eggs?


Because they got sick of working for chicken feed.


Knock, Knock.


Who's there?


Omelette.


Omelette who?


Omelette smarter than I look.


Why does a chicken stand on one foot?


Because if she lifted the other she'd fall over.


Where do you find a chicken with no legs?


Where you left it.


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