What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
How do baby chicks dance?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was too far to go around.
Why did the chickens quit laying eggs?
Because they got sick of working for chicken feed.
Omelette smarter than I look.
Why does a chicken stand on one foot?
Because if she lifted the other she'd fall over.
Where do you find a chicken with no legs?
Where you left it.
Congratulations to everyone who joined our Easter Egg Competition. We had a tough time judging the hundreds of entries. Here are the winners - and check out more great eggs on page 3.
Kate Abbott, 15
Lam Vai-jun, 15
Freddie Brigham, 17
12 and under winner
Taryn Emilion Palatnikov, 12
Queenie Chan, 12
Karl Leung, 11