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'Some shops have stopped taking HK$1,000 notes and ATM users prefer taking HK$500 and HK$100 notes.'

SCMP, March 19

THIS IS MEANT to be news? Just when, may I ask, has any shop welcomed these HK$1,000 banknotes and since when have people not said unprintable things on finding one spit out at them by an ATM machine?

The last time it happened to me I said my unprintable things, took the offending piece of nasty yellow-coloured paper between my thumb and forefinger and marched inside the offending HSBC branch to the teller's queue.

'Excuse me,' I said when my turn came up. 'Your ATM machine has just given me this instead of cash. I don't know why it did that but could you take this thing back and give me some real money for it, please?'

I could not have been the first person to make this complaint. The teller recognised the problem instantly and solved it immediately, along with apologies to me. I didn't require the apologies but I did need the smaller denominations. Have you ever tried to pay off a taxi and found that you had only one of those puce yellow notes in your wallet? I did it once and I don't care to repeat the experience.

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