'I wish she would do nothing. Retirement means not having a job.'
Archie Chan Tai-wing, husband of former chief secretary Anson Chan Fang On-sang after she announced her intention to run in the Legco by-election
'I feel honoured ... and if it's worthwhile and necessary, I would do it again.'
Film idol Tony Leung Chiu-wai, saying he was flattered by rumours that his sex scenes with mainland actress Tang Wei, in Ang Lee's award-winning Lust, Caution, were real because that proved they had achieved authenticity
'My father saw me swallow the thermometer. He immediately turned me upside down to help me to vomit. When [police] arrived, I bit into a notebook and smashed my head against the wall.'
Paranoid schizophrenic Wu Shu-bun, in court testimony explaining his phobia of police in a claim of HK$3 million against the force