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BHP Billiton

Lai See

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Chinalco's ore inspiring Rio move is blessed by the stars

Will Chinalco and Alcoa succeed in blocking BHP Billiton's attempt to acquire Rio Tinto?

We consulted the horoscope for insight. We were bemused to see that the memorandum of understanding for the Sino-US alliance filed with the Australian Stock Exchange referred to Rio Tinto as 'Scorpio' and Chinalco as 'Cancer.'

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So how would the two stars get along? According to Astrology.com, they will be a perfect match for a long-lasting relationship.

'Cancer makes Scorpio feel secure. This relationship has great intimacy, intensity and depth,' it said. 'Both are jealous but the heat in the bedroom will cool the disputes.'

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We will watch with interest what develops in Rio Tinto's bedroom, oops, broadroom (our apology for reading too much pictorial news about stars lately). A good code name for action just might help Chinalco win the courtship.

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