Five things we're all wondering about
1 Billionaire to turn Bruce Lee's home into a museum ... you can tell he's also a philanthropist because his love hotel didn't turn away same-sex couples.
2 Anson Chan Fang On-sang decides not to run for re-election ... she was scared off when she heard that the DAB was going to run a guy named 'Au Bama'.
3 Academic says live chickens must be banned ... yes, they are useless, overpaid brown-nosers. Oh sorry, we're thinking of officials who are lame ducks.
4 Vice-President Xi Jinping warns of economic difficulties ahead ... the good news is that at least we don't have to worry about inflation at the stock market.
5 Fight in Lan Kwai Fong between kick-boxers and gang ... remember the good old days when it was just drunken fund managers wrestling each other?