Thursday Think-tank

PUBLISHED : Thursday, 05 March, 2009, 12:00am
UPDATED : Thursday, 05 March, 2009, 12:00am

1. Hong Kong electric car not permitted on roads as it does not meet road standards ... the air conditioning needs to be colder and the horn more annoying.

2. Former Thai PM Thaksin Shinawatra cancels FCC talk ... he should just stick to buying luxury homes and enrolling his children in our schools, like Robert Mugabe.

3. Jackie Chan rejects government sites for his antique houses ... he threatened to take them abroad like his decrepit movie career.

4. Local teen stars allegedly caught with cannabis in Japan ... look on the bright side, it's a step up from drink-driving and sex photos.

5. Repulse Bay's Seaview Building to be saved ... unless, of course, Jackie Chan demands that space for his antique museum.'