1 Quarantined hotel guests feel like inmates ... the food might be bad but no way would prison have that selection of pay-per-view movies
2 Despite the flu scare, 60,000 thronged to the Cheung Chau bun festival ... the most popular buns were those stuffed with lotus paste and Tamiflu
3 Equal Opportunities Commission chief accused of hogging power ... perhaps some people are more equal than others
4 Computer technician jailed for the sex photos of Edison Chen Koon-hei ... at least after he's released he can get a job as a magazine editor
5 Helicopter crashes into bus at Kai Tak ... witnesses said they thought it was performing stunts before it crashed - just like a derivative fund'