Thursday Think Tank
1 Marine police accused of enjoying seafood feast while on duty ... oh, you should see how the vice squad sends off one of its retiring officers
2 Shanghai to get its own Disney park ... it will be just like Hong Kong's except Mickey will be wearing a fake LV suspender and smoking
3 Democrats want universal suffrage by 2012 ... isn't that when the world is supposed to end?
4 Indonesian maids now outnumber Filipino helpers ... they are considered more obedient, which is a good quality for someone you're trying to exploit
5 Two million Hongkongers to get free swine flu shot ... we don't want people spreading an infectious virus when they're coughing from bad air'