Lunar New Year is a time for lai see, feasts, mahjong and amusing stories.
Here are a couple of recent tales from friends competing in the ever-growing mainland retail market that no serious corporate dare ignore. Both are about clothing brands that most women have heard of and women like me cannot afford.
It's not hard to imagine the headaches businesses face when setting out to cash in on the mainland's nouveau riche who flock to shops in Shanghai and Beijing.
That's why 'Corporate A' spent a fortune on research, networking and consultants to ensure a smooth launch of its first mainland store.
Gaining a business licence is essential and one of the main items in the application is the business description which, for those in the retail industry, means listing everything you are going to sell.
On the advice of the consultancy, Corporate A drew up a meticulous list - skirts, dresses, evening gowns, blouses, shirts, jackets, blazers, shorts, trousers, briefs, bras, belts, bags, purses, bracelets, necklaces, rings, earrings ... the description went on and on for pages.