Thursday Think Tank
1 Triad members arrested for extorting money from red minibus drivers ... police believe at least HK$4 million was netted - in coins
2 E-mail scare over Ocean Park child abduction a misunderstanding ... actually the child got lost when his parents were depositing a large sum for a Nigerian prince
3 Google re-routing mainland searches to Hong Kong ... before they go anywhere else, they're all redirected to jewellery shop links
4 Citizens' Radio signals interfering with aviation traffic ... actually pilots don't mind the political rants but 'Long Hair' just insists on playing that annoying Lady Gaga Fame Monster CD
5 Record pollution day surpassed 500-point level ... there was so much dust and sand in the air, I sneezed up a brick'