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Toure, please, don't be even more of a dope

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Jason Dasey

Just like the 'dog ate my homework', how much should we believe that taking diet pills is the reason behind Manchester City's Kolo Toure failing a random drugs test?

Toure celebrates his 30th birthday today but will be thinking more about his immediate future as a footballer than pondering the arrival of a new decade. The Ivory Coast international has been sidelined since March 3 after testing positive for 'a specified substance'. He faces a maximum two-year ban from the World Anti-Doping Agency.

Like Australian cricketer Shane Warne before the 2003 World Cup in South Africa, Toure blamed slimming products that did not belong to him. Warne said his mother gave him a slimming tablet following a night of eating and drinking.

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Toure's wife was the supposed culprit in this scandal. The central defender 'innocently' swallowed a pill from his medicine cabinet at home.

As Toure's former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger joked: 'Never trust your wife. That is how he was caught.' Similarly, Warne could reproach the family matriarch.

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Involving close female relatives in the story of woe seems to raise the sympathy level for those testing positive.

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