Pot meets kettle as Fifa gives China corruption advice
Atmospheric conditions in Beijing and Switzerland have been identical this week, causing many a powerful man in the game of football to grow hot under the collar.
The self-described 'captain of the Fifa ship' Sepp Blatter, re-elected unopposed for a fourth time as president of the embittered world body on Wednesday, and Wei Di, the president of the beleaguered Chinese Football Association (CFA), have both been complaining of heat.
After months under the graft-probing spotlight, one can only imagine under-siege Blatter cranked up the air-con in his Zurich hotel suite following his tawdry yet victorious struggle to maintain his white-knuckle grip on the Fifa helm.
In Beijing, Wei is also mopping his brow regularly.
Wei is tasked with getting the Good Ship CFA - currently undergoing a government-ordered overhaul - down the slipway and into the 2014 Brazil World Cup; his numerous predecessors spat out of the CFA's revolving door can attest such a launch is no easy feat.
With the temperature sticky for both football leaders, we learned that just as the corruption scandal engulfed Fifa's Congress, seven Fifa officials slipped in and out of China almost unnoticed to offer Wei and the CFA advice - on how to tackle corruption, improve ethics, transparency and fair play.
The timing could not have been more ironic.