The words 'ballet dancer' and 'toilet' don't often appear in the same sentence, but bath- room designer Kohler has brought us this unlikely pairing in the form of the Numi (HK$78,000). The 'smart' toilet and bidet has a so-called 'ballet-dancing' automatic lid, which is triggered by floor-level sensors, allowing a hygienic, hands- free approach. And forget seat warming - this baby has a function that will leave you feeling positively toasty. A personal- ised bidet element offers multiple water-pattern settings (we kid you not) that adjust water pressure and temperature, while an ultraviolet disinfecting function and a deodorising charcoal filter will keep your bathroom free of odours. The LCD touch screen allows functions to be customised for up to six users. And if that's not entertaining enough, there's a built-in FM radio and iPod dock. Call 3125 7728 for stockists' details.