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The howlers and the hits: what we got wrong or right in 2011

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Tom Holland

When I was at school, the teachers would award a prize to the pupil who had committed the most egregious exam howler of the year.

You know the sort of thing I mean: 'Socrates killed himself with wedlock', 'The soldiers all cheered Queen Elizabeth when she exposed herself to them', and 'Captain Cook circumcised the world with a 100 foot cutter'.

My schoolmasters were a sadistic bunch, who clearly relished the opportunity to humiliate the authors of these and similar slips in front of their classmates.

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The contestants' names and their gaffes were read out at school assembly, and the unfortunate winner was summoned to the stage amid gales of laughter to receive his prize, probably a dictionary.

This sort of public mockery is frowned upon in schools nowadays. It is thought to damage the pupils' precious self-esteem.

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But newspaper columnists are a different matter. As a breed we are not known for the fragility of our egos, so a little ridicule dished out now and then in response to our howlers would probably be healthy. It might help to keep us humble.

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