Opinion | Xi Jinping's PLA booze ban gives troops a kick

Chinese troops are getting healthier, they’re cholesterol levels are dropping and (brace yourselves, Japan) accuracy on the artillery range is now supposedly sharper.
According to the state newspaper, “prohibition” has managed to alter the troops’ lifestyles drastically. At a military base in Chengdu, medical examinations revealed a “decrease in cases of fatty livers, high-cholesterol and high blood pressure” compared to last year.
With no more drunks on the firing range, going sober has also apparently managed to improve combat effectiveness and open up spurts of great military innovation once held back by the evil tipple.
“In the past, it was always about entertainment and drinking, this delayed a lot of work being done. In less than a month, I have been able to make huge progress in the development of a new artillery chassis. All thanks to prohibition!” said Li Rui of the Jinan Military Region.
