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Arithmesticks, n.

PUBLISHED : Wednesday, 27 January, 2016, 3:49pm
UPDATED : Wednesday, 19 October, 2016, 4:55pm

The textbook manner in which certain expats hold chopsticks because they’ve had to learn how to use them correctly, instead of just lazily grabbing food.

“You have excellent arithmesticks. Here, have some duck tongues.” 

“Thank you, I learned from the back of a disposable chopstick packet. And no thanks.”