Would a massive injection of cash solve all your problems, or give you a whole stack of new ones? We've consulted our financial boffins to help answer these questions, so when your numbers come up (which, of course, they will), you're prepared for what comes next.

Guide to Life After Luck: 

1st Prize:

That sort of money will buy you… a toilet on the International Space Station, or for something more down to earth, a 2,772 sq. ft. apartment in Mid-Levels. But what else should you consider? Here are some pointers.

Do: 

• Absolutely nothing at all, for at least a week. Go about your life as if nothing has changed. Allow the shock to subside so you can begin thinking rationally. Avoid going anywhere near the inviting sum, and certainly don’t buy anything substantial with it. 
• Hire a lawyer. If you’ve never dealt with very large sums of ready money before, the likelihood is you have no idea what the tax implications are, or where trouble will arise. Neither do we, and even if we did, enumerating the legal ramifications wouldn’t make for a very punchy article.
• Get a financial advisor. As per the above, you do not know what you’re doing. Sure, you may have squirreled away a shortlist of fantastic investment ideas at the back of your brain, but actually putting these plans into action could risk everything you’ve suddenly found yourself with.
• Work out how much you want to give to family, friends and charities, and stick to it. If the feeling of fulfilment and the instant karma bonus aren’t enough for you, remember that gifts and donations can impart all sorts of tax benefits.

Don't: 

• Tell anyone, least of all the media, and don’t even hint about it on social media. Okay, maybe you’ll need to inform your spouse, but certainly no one you don’t trust implicitly with your deepest secrets, because greedy people will begin circling like vultures—and you’re the downed gazelle.
• Splurge. Sure, you can finally buy that diamond-encrusted Harley Davidson you’ve always wanted, but that doesn’t mean you should do it. You owe it to yourself and those you care about to be (relatively) sensible, if only because the alternative seems to lead to a horrific doom-spiral.
• Quit your job—at least not immediately. No matter how inviting it sounds, completely ditching everything on a whim isn’t a recipe for holding it together.

Or Alternatively:

Do whatever the heck you want. It's your money after all. We're just trying to be helpful. 

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2nd Prize: 

Perhaps not riches beyond your wildest dreams, but still potentially life changing. With this money you could dash out and buy a Ferrari 488 GTB and have cash to spare. Or…

• Pay off any debts you have. This is your golden opportunity to get out of hock once and for all. Scrub the credit card and the mortgage.
• If you don’t have debts, invest, invest, invest! Of course everyone knows the whole racket in Hong Kong is property, but even in these straitened times there are other possibilities around. The art market is still off the hizzook—have you been along to Sotheby’s lately?
• Set up a retirement fund. It may sound frikkin’ boring, but if you sort out your pension now, when you’re 80 you can dribble happily to yourself on a beach instead of doddering around Sham Shui Po picking up cardboard.

3rd Prize:

What should you do? Well, you could buy 20 iPhones, or…

• Not to sound like a broken record, but again—pay off your debts! You’ll thank us in the long run, then go right back to racking up massive online shopping bills.
• Take a holiday. Come on, seriously. You work your butt off, but what’s the flippin’ point if you never take a break?

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7th Prize:

Your three luckiest numbers came in! Forty. Whole. Dollars! Whatever will you do with such wealth?

• Plow it back into Mark Six tickets. That’s four more infinitesimally slim chances to win big!
• Go crazy celebrating: buy half a pint of fancy beer at any of the fine establishments covered between these very sheets 

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Not All Good News

It seems that immense good fortune is regularly followed by poor decision making, or perhaps just horrendous bad luck.

British housewife and cake factory worker Viv Nicholson became famous when she went from earning 7 pounds a week to winning 152,000 pounds in a Yorkshire lottery in 1961, equivalent to just under HK$40 million today. When asked what she was going to do with the money, she cried out “Spend! Spend! Spend!” Four years later, her husband died in a car accident and she had spent herself into bankruptcy.

In 2002, 55-year-old West Virginian Jack Whittaker won a US$315 million Powerball jackpot. At that time he was already the president of a construction company and a multi-millionaire. After donating US$23 million to charity and gifting a house, a new truck and US$50,000 in cash to the convenience store clerk who sold him the winning ticket, the so-called “powerball curse” caught up with him. In 2003, he was robbed of US$545,000 in cash from his car while visiting a strip club. Later, his grandaughter, her boyfriend and Whittaker’s own daughter died of drug overdoses. In 2015, he checked into a rehab center for drug addiction.