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Rant: are you being served?

Mark Footer

Illustration: Henrik Drescher
Paying my mobile phone bill online recently, I noticed it's possible to change package plans onsite. Given that I don't use the phone much, it made sense to save HK$160, so I applied to downgrade my plan.

A few days later I received a call. "Are you Mark Footer?" the woman on the other end asked, "and is your number ..?" She told me I could not downgrade because I was locked into a package. So be it.

"When will the package period end?" I inquired. There was a pause, then she asked for the ID card number of the account holder. As I didn't have time to explain the account was in my wife's name, having been a gift, I asked if she could call back. There followed a sigh. "When?" she asked, wearily.

Afterwards, two things occurred to me. One, that the company was happy to divulge account information without double-checking my identity, but needed further proof before giving any information that might help me save money.

And two: that sigh. When I call the provider, I must press three for English; listen to a few adverts for other services; then press three, four and five only to discover the option I'm looking for doesn't exist. If I lie and indicate I want to buy a service, I might just get to speak to a real person. Compared with all that, asking for a direct call back doesn't seem so unreasonable.

The customer used to be "always right", but the attitude increasingly adopted by companies - banks are among the worst - suggests times have changed. Now, consumers (formerly "people") are truly subordinate to the bottom line.

The woman never did call back.

 

 

This article appeared in the South China Morning Post print edition as: Are you being served?
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