Bright shorts - Paul Smith has done the perfect fit and length.
A snakeskin clutch - Stella McCartney's makes us green with envy.
A chic black one-piece - Such as this gorgeous Lanvin version with sweetheart neckline.
The daily Kardashian style commentary - Who cares if Kim is wearing leopard skin?
That whole Black Swan thing - Get over it. You are not Natalie Portman.