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Six degrees of separation from comedian John Robertson

Mark Peters

Mark Peters
John Robertson

John Robertson - the Australian comedian, not the former Nottingham Forest and Scotland football ace - found true love where he perhaps least expected it. In July 2003, the now 31-year-old (who will bring his stand-up show to the Take Out Comedy Club stage for three nights this week) auditioned for a reality-television singing contest with a flailing and spasming performance so spectacularly bad it caught the attention of his future wife as she lay in hospital, recovering from a near-fatal car crash. Robertson's audition also left the judging panel shell-shocked, apparently giving nightmares to the "nice judge", Marcia Hines …

Marcia Hines
Grace Jones
At the tender age of 16, Boston-born Hines travelled halfway around the world to Australia, a place she has called home for more than 40 years, to star in the stage musical . During the show's run, Hines learned she was pregnant, but the 17-year-old returned to the stage a mere nine days after giving birth, in September 1970. Hines is cousin to both retired US Army general Colin Powell and the "wildest party animal ever", singer Grace Jones …

With a penchant for public nudity (well, wouldn't you, with a body like that?), the Jamaican-born performer received a lifetime ban from Florida's Walt Disney World in 1998 after she flashed her breasts on stage in front of a very young crowd. These days, the 68-year-old might only show off her sculpted cheekbones, but her days of partying were legendary. "We all had our fun, and now and then we went really too far," she has admitted. During the heady late 70s, Jones lived and partied in Paris with roommate Jerry Hall …

Jerry Hall

The Texan supermodel and former Mrs Mick Jagger was once a global ambassador for Levitra, a medication for erectile dysfunction. "I think older men make better lovers," she said. "They are more experienced … and if they do have problems, they can be easily fixed with a quick trip to the doctors." A star-studded, no doubt tittering audience recently gathered at Spencer House, in London, to celebrate the 59-year-old's marriage to an older codger: News Corp executive chairman Rupert Murdoch …

Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch

Taking to Twitter last July, the octogenarian criticised the immigration stance of presumptive Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, but it seems the two billionaires have since kissed and made up. "Rupert is a tremendous guy," Trump replied, when asked recently what he thought of Murdoch. "And I think Rupert respects what I've done." Former newspaper tycoon Conrad Black's judgment was far more scathing: in 2012, he branded Murdoch an "astonishingly cold man" and compared him to Joseph Stalin …

Mao Zedong and Joseph Stalin

As a man who enjoyed his privacy, it is said the Soviet dictator's guards were not allowed into his bedroom under any circumstances. If he screamed for help, any guard who came to his rescue would be executed. Killing more than 20 million people is quite a tally for any mass-murderer, but it's hardly one to inspire odes and sonnets. One notable exception is , the "best children's song written about Soviet Russia", according to its composer, always-a-comedian-never-a-pop-star John Robertson.

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