Find love, wealth and friendship with fung shui flying

Looking for love, wealth or health? Then Jetstar Asia may have just the thing for you.
The airline, a low-cost subsidiary of Qantas, has come up with a novel marketing wheeze: it has hired Singaporean fung shui master David Tong to determine the fung shui of its aircraft, to better enable passengers to choose their seats and flight times depending on whether they are seeking success in love, wealth, career, friendship or health.
The website calculates the best place to sit, what time to travel and the best destination to meet your objective, or at least the best one on the Jetstar network.
More mature flyers may be disappointed, since the system doesn't cater for those born before 1950. Or maybe Jetstar thinks that past the age of 64 you're too old to find love.
