Now you can be a virtual triad without upsetting mum
Ever wanted to be a triad big brother but were afraid it might upset your mother? Try this nifty little computer game put out by Gameone and Concord Publishing, which can make you a virtual triad without the risk of a midnight knock on the door by police. Promoted by comic actor Cheng Chung-kei, the online game, also available on a free CD-Rom, contains fascinating real-life scenarios and many more that truly test your EQ and IQ to the limits:
You are sitting with your mama-san girlfriend and her girls at a karaoke. You fancy one (or more) of the girls. What's a man to do?
You are drunk, your big boss has just handed you keys to one of his Ferraris, and you don't have a driver's licence. Should you jump in the driving seat and put your foot down?
Innocent little schoolboys are playing soccer in a field on your territory. Should you coach them, or give them a lesson in life they would never forget?
'Fourth floor/category 4/no pixilated crap - guaranteed!' Try repeating this phrase in Cantonese all day as a doped-out purveyor of illegal porn outside an infamous Mongkok mall.
You are negotiating an important business deal with a rival gang that will make you No1. What if it falls through and a fight breaks out? Did you remember to bring along enough weapons?
