Source:
https://scmp.com/article/254965/i-much-prefer-bar-without-bellsI much prefer a bar without the bells
I HAVE joined a gym. There is nothing wrong with my body, just that my weight needs a bit of redistribution - from my midriff to my chest and shoulders.
All right, I will be honest. Another reason I joined is that it is in a hotel, and the membership fee covers three hours of free parking. Now I can lift weights for one hour, and then lift beer bottles for the next two in the bar downstairs.