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Must-have blouse

Forget trophy jackets, a fabulous blouse is what you need for autumn. If you have the cash, go for Yves Saint Laurent.

Denim dresses

The much cooler (literally) alternative to jeans.

Sleeveless denim jackets

The 80s are back, don't ya know.

Velvet

Christopher Kane and Calvin Klein have given this dowdy fabric a modern update.

NOT

Tie-dye denim

And you thought the Balmain jeans were tacky.

Embellished jackets

They went to the grave with Michael Jackson (rest in peace).

Cousin It hair

Scarily the embellishment of choice for designers this season.

Glitter shoes

When you're wearing the same style as a five-year-old, you're in trouble.