1 Internal police documents found leaked online ... as a result, in the Infernal Affairs remake, Andy Lau's role is being replaced by file-sharing software.
2 CLP Power to raise tariffs starting next month ... because people power doesn't seem to cut it in this city any more.
3 Hong Kong fourth in medal table at East Asian Games ... yes, we can compete against world sporting powers like Mongolia and Guam.
4 ATV chairman resigns after a year ... just like so many of its shows: cancelled after one season.
5 Coroner criticises ambulance breakdowns after deaths ... although medical personnel did try to restart one engine with a defibrillator.'