Source:
https://scmp.com/article/700856/thursday-think-tank

Thursday Think Tank

1 Internal police documents found leaked online ... as a result, in the Infernal Affairs remake, Andy Lau's role is being replaced by file-sharing software.

2 CLP Power to raise tariffs starting next month ... because people power doesn't seem to cut it in this city any more.

3 Hong Kong fourth in medal table at East Asian Games ... yes, we can compete against world sporting powers like Mongolia and Guam.

4 ATV chairman resigns after a year ... just like so many of its shows: cancelled after one season.

5 Coroner criticises ambulance breakdowns after deaths ... although medical personnel did try to restart one engine with a defibrillator.'