Book review: New Dr Seuss an almost spookily precise addition to the canon
With less fanfare than the rediscovery of Harper Lee's manuscript Go Set a Watchman, another juggernaut literary estate recently found itself with a lucrative new classic on its hands.
The publishers believe the new book was composed amid a burst of creativity unleashed by the success of 1957's The Cat in the Hat, and the little boy and girl in the story are almost identical to the brother-sister pair in One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, published in 1960.
In this new story, the little boy and girl must choose a pet, any pet, before their time runs out. But the pet store is full of distracting delights and the choice is overwhelming: "FISH FISH FISH FISH," yells the little girl at one point.
The book has been described as a dramatisation of an important lesson that all children must learn: how to "make up the mind that is up in my head". But this process is surprisingly stressful - the most striking spread in the book shows only the children's faces, staring at each other in desperation. The book takes place in a recognisable world that only really turns Seussian towards the end, when the children consider the merits of a tall creature with gangly limbs that can curl up under a desk, and wonder whether dad would spring for a tent to house a huge, snoozing Yent.
But most of the options, although infused with personality, are perfectly real: a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a goldfish. This makes it hard to shake off real-world questions: Are goldfish and dogs really interchangeable pets? Why do the children have an ironclad deadline but no other parameters to make their decision? Why, twice over, are they confronted with a parade of animals marching across a dark and forbidding background bearing banners that read "MAKE UP YOUR MIND"?
There's another obvious real-world problem: "shopping" for a new pet is thoroughly outmoded, and we no longer treat animals as interchangeable commodities. The publishers earnestly encourage children to find their pets at a shelter and to remember that "committing to caring for a pet as a cherished, not captive, companion, is a big decision". It's wise and important advice, but it all casts rather a chill over Seuss' anarchic spirit.
What Pet Should I Get? by Dr Seuss (Random House)
The Guardian