There should be more to life than stereotypes
Now listen up children: all Filipino women are maids. They clean your toilets. All South Asian men are construction workers. They build your roads. All Westerners are rich. They're a class above you. It's called stereotyping. Learn that word well. Burn the word racism into your brain too. The two are interchangeable. You'll need to apply both as you make your way in life. Only when you learn to use skin colour to determine who are toilet cleaners and who belong to the upper class will you have gained a true Hong Kong education. Why else do you think our schools use textbooks that show Filipinos as maids and Westerners as rich? Why else do you think the Education Bureau condones this by shrugging its shoulders? So when you next see a South Asian, regard him as a builder, even though there are more rich Indians than poor in Hong Kong. Commentator Chip Tsao drew flak some years ago when he called the Philippines a nation of servants. Now it looks like he had great foresight. Our school books are teaching the children the same thing too.
Where are the protests against this brainwashing?
Remember the firestorm over national education two years ago? Tens of thousands of students backed by teachers, parents, and politicians massed outside government headquarters. They condemned national education as code for brainwashing. The government backed down. So how come these people are not kicking up a fuss over schoolbooks that teach children how to stereotype? Does their silence mean they consider it brainwashing to learn about China and the Basic Law but not brainwashing when children are taught to be racists?
When the only way to rule is to get nothing done
The Martians, if there are any, must think us a peculiar species as they spy on us. First, pan-democrats put Chief Executive Leung Chun-ying through the meat-grinder for not listening to the people moaning about high home prices and a shortage of flats. He listens and proposes 60,000 new flats in two new towns. Villagers storm the Legislative Council in protest. Then the pan-democrats put Leung back into the meat-grinder for not listening to villagers who don't want him to listen to people who want more flats. There's only one way to govern Hong Kong nowadays - listen to everybody and get nothing done. It's called true democracy. Hope the Martians are reading this. It might make them want true democracy too. That will doom them before they have a chance to invade.
'Re-education' can't stop world's oldest profession
Public Eye had never heard of mainland television actor Huang Haibo before the public furore over his 15-day detention for being with a prostitute in a Beijing hotel. The authorities have decided to lock up the star for another six months for "re-education". Huh? A superpower wannabe still has re-education camps? Surely, that's something that belongs to China's repressive past. Aspiring superpowers that want global respect can't just throw people into detention camps without trial. OK, the US has Guantanamo Bay - a disgrace to the country, created by George W. Bush. But at least it holds hard-core terrorists, not innocent people out for an evening of lust. Besides, US President Barack Obama is trying hard to shut down Guantanamo. What's there to re-educate anyway? Huang was simply satisfying a human need when he paid for sex with a willing partner. There's no way you can re-educate against the oldest profession in the world.
Michael Chugani is a columnist and television show host. email@example.com