World Cup Diary | World Cup diary: Abkhazia, Kosovo or Barcelona for Luis Suarez, the face of nipple clamps?
Everybody - from football clubs in breakaway Georgian states to Swedish sex toy shops - is trying to cash in on the Uruguayan's shameful bite
Okay, hopefully these are the last Luis Suarez updates of the World Cup, then we can all forget him for a while until he bites the new King of Spain in a statement of Catalan independence after signing for Barcelona.
Hopping on the PR bandwagon are Abkhazian club Nart FC, who say they'll give him the chance to play while he serves his four-month ban.
Seemingly Abkhazia is not where Daenerys and her dragons freed the slaves from, but a breakaway republic within Georgia.
They have not been much recognised by the international community and are not part of Fifa, meaning Suarez is free to play.
"Of course we can not offer the Uruguayan footballer a financial package that he is used to, but the Abkhazian championship is at its peak," club president Gennady Tsvinariya told the ITAR-TASS news agency, Reuters reports. "We will be able to offer Suarez the chance to maintain his match fitness."
