Thanks, PJ

'MODERN technology has produced several mechanical devices capable of producing significant sexual response in females, the most notable of which is the Mercedes 380SL convertible.

'Name me, if you can, a better feeling than the one you get when you've half a bottle of Chivas in the bag with a gram of coke up your nose and a teenage lovely pulling off her tube top in the next seat over while you're doing 100 miles an hour in a suburban side street.' From P.J. O'Rourke's How to drive on drugs while getting your wing wang squeezed and not spill your drink.