WHAT is there to say about James Cameron's Piranha II - Flying Killers (Pearl 9.30pm), other than it is about flying piranhas? Cameron made Terminator after he made this, which proves that only in Hollywood is there life after death.
You would need to have been psychic to have spotted his talent in this one.
The statistics for Piranha II - Flying Killers (it is the sequel to Piranha, which was shown last week, but don't worry if you missed it - prior knowledge of characters and plot is not essential) make impressive reading.
It contains more violent deaths than even John Woo and Jean-Claude Van Damme can fit into 90 minutes. The piranhas are mutants, accidentally released into the river system, and set about mauling everything in their way.
Scuba divers are breakfast, scientists are lunch and innocent tourists are dinner. The fish, called grunions, seem especially adept at attacking humans in the process of mating.
The only character with 'survivor' stamped across her forehead is marine biologist Anne (Tricia O'Neill). She is the obligatory pretty one who looks marvellous in a swimsuit but, before you get carried away, has a great brain too.
HONG KONG television companies, unsure of documentaries to make, usually make one about businessmen - a breed with which the territory seems to have an unhealthy preoccupation. Corporate Elite (World, 10.45pm) is the latest addition to the suit genre. It was scheduled to begin last week, but for some reason was held over, perhaps to give viewers time to work themselves into a state of frenzied anticipation.