Sado-masochist pinches asset

THE folks at Fetish Fashion - that much talked about salon of all things PVC and leather - have run into a little fetish problem of their own. The shopping mecca for all who enjoy a little dominance has fallen foul of someone who nicked their pride and joy - this sign (pictured above) - which hung outside the shop. Costing thousands of dollars to have specially made, the sign disappeared after only three days. A reward is offered for its return, but the owners are not saying whether spankings will be dished out if it is not.