Egypt's forsaken culture capital
Attempting to get into the wrong car of a sexually segregated tram was an inauspicious start to my journey. Tram travel in Alexandria is never a dull experience.
At only 10 piastres (HK$1.5) a ride, even by Egyptian standards trams are cheap and get crowded to an extent even Hong Kongers might find disconcerting.
Many of my journeys were spent dodging elbows and marvelling at how the group of women wreathed from head to foot in black cotton in the all-female car in front were managing to breathe in the crush.
The tram juddered, clanked and clanged with a noise totally disproportionate to its speed, and our progress along the harbour front resembled that of an asthmatic snail.
My destination was one of King Farouk's former palaces, which now houses a collection of royal jewels.
It is an extraordinary testimony to the luxurious lifestyle and dubious taste of the regime overthrown by the 1952 revolution which swept Colonel Nasser to power.
Solid sliver trowels vied with gilded tea strainers in a fascinating display that ranged from the exquisitely beautiful to the shamelessly kitsch.