'I know I am doing an effective job because people keep threatening to kill me.' - Philippine Securities and Exchange Commission chairman Perfecto Yasay. 'That's the best toothache Jakarta's ever had.' - David Partono, HG Asia Securities analyst, after a hearing of a lawsuit by opposition leader Megawati Sukarnoputri, expected to spark violent demonstrations, was postponed because the presiding judge said he needed to go to the dentist. Indonesia's benchmark stock index rebounded. 'You look at his face and you know he's not a happy man.' - A long-time acquaintance of Renong chief executive and major shareholder Tan Sri Halim Saad, following accusations that his wife had allegedly hired a Malaysian medicine man to cast a spell on him amid a bitter divorce that could see her wrench partial control of the giant firm. 'Government would no longer be Big Brother, because 'Bob's your uncle!' Furthermore, the official sport could be bobsledding, and the official language could be the Bob.' - The World-Wide Web page for the grass-roots campaign to re-christen the western half of Canada's Northwest Territories 'Bob'. The eastern half has already taken the name 'Nunavut', an Inuit word meaning 'our land'. 'They are using the Shenzhen model - although it is where Shenzhen was 15 years ago.' - Alan Mercer, chairman of Peregrine Investment-Daesong Development Bank, on North Korea's first free-trade zone.