Actors are told to never work with animals or children, but you have to wonder why warnings are not issued the other way around: why would any animal or child want an acting parent or owner? Being the child in a Hollywood home has obvious advantages but, if the scare stories are true, the chances of turning out a rounded, balanced person are more likely if you are brought up by a pack of wolves.
In Celebrity Parenthood (Pearl, 8.30pm), host Kate Jackson takes a look at the glamorous and not-so-glamorous sides of parenting in Tinseltown.
She visits Marilu Henner, who blended her pregnancy and profession to create a documentary on childbirth.
Demi Moore talks about the controversy surrounding her posing pregnant and nude on the front of magazines and Gillian Anderson debates the difficulties of working during pregnancy.
What Jackson should have done is talk to the children.
Indeed, it is debatable whether people or pets are more pampered and spoiled in Beverly Hills - the only thing for certain is that everyone wants to be famous.
