Chinese men keen to have sex with wmen of various races might like to read Yellow magazine. After intensive research, the magazine has concluded that there are four distinct types of women in the world: Asian, Latin, Blacks and European. Alongside explicit pictures of different Japanese, British, Spanish and Brazilian female body parts, and measurements of their sexual organs, there's a thoughtful summary: 'If you don't have a big head, don't try to wear a big hat.' The magazine adds, 'Don't lose face for we Chinese by biting off more than you can chew when having sex with gweipors [Western women].' yellow peril HONG KONG isn't exactly sweet smelling at the best of times, but in Forbes Street, Kennedy Town, things are getting a little out of hand. It seems the street has become littered with plastic bottles and bags full of suspicious yellow-coloured liquid. Apparently, pushed-for-time minibus drivers relieve themselves in a disposable bottle or bag while in the front seat - often when driving - and then chuck the bottles out into the street. According to ATV's Jade news, the drivers aren't shy about their toilet habits and blame the mess on traffic cops for issuing them parking fines every time they waddle off to the public lavatory nearby.

wet dreams Doctors have fulfilled one little girl's dreams, writes Wen Wai Po. The six-year-old from China's Zhejiang province had no friends because she was 'too smelly'; the girl constantly wet her bed at night and wet herself during the day. Her parents, desperate to find a cure, consulted hospital medics for help. After a thorough examination, the doctors found the girl had a third kidney. After a successful operation, the little girl has started a new, distinctly happier and drier life.

new blood Extract of sheep placenta is becoming increasingly popular on the mainland. The stuff apparently makes people look younger and strengthens sexual performance, writes Paladine magazine. But as $170,000 a throw, the placenta is not catching on with the general public. A cheaper alternative does exist: human placenta. Apparently, the human variety is 'more effective' and widely on sale in Sichuan province. One injection costs $50,000 and can keep a 70-year-old sexually active for five years, says the magazine. Punters after a rock-bottom alternative can make do with dried human placenta at $30 a packet. Just add water, simmer with a few dates and rock sugar, and drink as soup. The cheap but 'delicious' offering is apparently a men-only drink: it reportedly causes breast cancer in women.