Some blondes in Hong Kong certainly do not have more fun. On MTR trains and in crowded public places, fascination with their hair often provokes an unsolicited grope. But the overly vigorous antics of a male pervert left one radio personality in disgusted shock, then embarrassed guffaws as she lodged a formal complaint with police. And she's a brunette. Asked by a young officer what she had said upon spotting the self-absorbed offender doing his thing, she recalled saying: 'Oh, please!' Somehow, the sarcasm which laced those two words was lost in the translation. We wonder what the officer made of such a seemingly unusual comment. Bad bet When the Post found happy punter Andrew Lau enjoying a fine day at the races on Melbourne Cup day, we identified ourselves, asked his occupation and noted his thoughts. Like many others, the Belgian Bank executive gets a kick out of sitting in the Happy Valley sunshine and placing a wager on the races. But as soon as the story appeared, the bank phoned us for information. The consumer banking chief had not been betting on office time, human resources staffer Emily Chan conceded. He was on annual leave. But he should have refused to divulge either his job or his passion for horses. Belgian Bank was 'considering disciplinary action', she said. 'We are a bank. We don't want people to think banks like gambling,' Ms Chan told us. We hope Mr Lau cleaned up at the races, because it seems he and his colleagues lost the right to free speech the day they signed on with Belgian Bank. On the ball There was only one female competitor in last weekend's 44th Macau Grand Prix - Portuguese motorcycle racer Fernanda Ramos. And the 30-year-old proved she has what it takes - well, almost. Not only was it her first full fledged Grand Prix in the nudge-nudge, wink-wink male world of motor racing - but she was riding a much more powerful bike than her usual Honda 600cc speedster. This time, Fernanda, from northern Portugal, who gave a creditable performance for a first timer, had to handle a monster Ducati 900cc. After the final race she agreed with a racing hack's sum-up that her performance was somewhat curtailed because of the bigger bike and tackling the twisting Macau circuit for the first time. We think Fernanda was more succinct when she said: 'This time I was riding with my head. Next time I'll ride with my balls - that's if I had any.' Clueless When a delegation of Australian politicians, not renowned for their cultural savvy, visited Beijing recently, they were led on a tour of the capital's historical wonders. Later, when their host announced they were to visit the terracotta warriors, one antipodean representative sat up eagerly and asked: 'Who are they playing?' Leung's catch Hoi Ha Wan, the tiny bay on the tip of Sai Kung's green peninsula, is a happening place these days. When a Post reporter ventured down to investigate allegations of illegal fishing in the marine park, she was surprised to find she was not alone. Standing on the beach looking bemused at an (illegal) fisherman wading ashore, was none other than Secretary for Planning, Environment and Lands Bowen Leung Po-wing - disguised with sunglasses. Our reporter could hardly believe her luck. What better man to comment on illegal practices in the marine park than Mr Leung himself? Gleefully wading towards him, Mr Leung could only smile ruefully. 'You're very lucky,' he agreed. Swim in sync Tough times in the tourism industry are being met head on by the Grand Hyatt. In an effort to woo tourists, the hotel in Taipei is not only offering the usual five-star service - complete with gym and swimming pool - but has equipped itself with the latest musical equipment. Now you can do your laps to the beat, thanks to an underwater stereo system in the pool.