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Making a clean breast of it

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Susan Jung

In the Norman Rockwell ideal of Christmas, a family sits around a bountiful table. Adoring children and loving wife stare admiringly at the head of the household as he wields the knife masterfully over the golden brown turkey - thin slices fall from the breast, the drumsticks practically jump on to waiting plates.

Reality is a bit different.

Several years ago I cooked a wonderful Christmas dinner for a group of friends - roast turkey with prosciutto stuffing and giblet gravy, parmesan and garlic potatoes au gratin, cranberry-orange compote, garlic string beans, glazed carrots, and chocolate buche de Noel complete with meringue mushrooms and marzipan holly leaves.

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When all the food was ready I handed the knife to one of the guests. Since he was a doctor with surgical experience, I figured carving a turkey would be easy, compared to cutting up a patient.

He stared at the bird. 'What do I do?' 'Cut where it's soft and don't cut where it's hard,' I replied.

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Armed with this helpful advice, he proceeded to hack off chunks that would have pleased Fred Flintstone.

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