Two men's dream that took off
No, wait. Do not skip this, assuming it is another of the endless stream of nostalgia pieces about Kai Tak airport.
Bear with me while we take this final opportunity to disinter two bodies whose names are about to disappear forever from the world stage. I promise you the five ingredients of the quintessential Hong Kong story: love, death, sex, money and property speculation.
Most of us think we know the basic story about how Mr Kai and Mr Tak reclaimed the land that became Kai Tak airport. But history has some surprises. For a start, they were not really called Mr Kai and Mr Tak.
Let us journey back to a sunny afternoon in 1897, when two friends named Ho and Au were strolling along a strip of rural, coastal land called Kowloon Bay.
The livelier of the two, Ho Shan-kai, was a doctor. Au Tak was a retailer.
They had just bought the land cheaply, with a view to building a Hong Kong version of the Bund - the waterfront road in Shanghai which carried a line of tall buildings.