Is the Special Administrative Region Government going to hire some debt-collection companies to send some muscular tattooed men, chewing a straw in their mouths, to spray red paint at the door of the United Nations?' This suggestion from Executive Councillor Henry Tang Ying-yen, made when he was a legislator, is one of the more extreme propositions on how the Hong Kong Government should recoup one of its more troublesome 'debts'.
The 'debt' of $1 billion was the cost of feeding and housing the 200,000 Vietnamese migrants who arrived by the boatload in the 1980s and 1990s.
Over the past month, politicians of every hue have come up with ideas on how the Government should recover the debt from the United Nations High Commission for Refugees (UNHCR).
Last week Democratic Party legislator James To Kun-sun even suggested that China should withhold its dues to the UN to offset the 'debt'.
But internal government documents tell a different story: that there is no 'debt' and that there never was a 'debt'.
In addition, even if the UNHCR had never set foot in Hong Kong the territory had an international legal obligation to look after the refugees.
Both legally and in common usage, a 'debt' implies that the debtor has an obligation to repay.